Untitled Phobia

Well as of right now I don't have an extremely clear phobia, but to tide me over and to Mr. Kunkle's disapproval. The phobia is the Chicago Cubs winning the World Series. I already know that they have no shot of obtaining the Commissioner's Trophy, unless they can do the unthinkable and court Albert Pujols to Chicago in the offseason and get a wise man to replace Jim Hendry. The players right now are nothing more that mediocre and their upcoming talent is sub-par at best. Overall this is a complete rebuilding time on the North Side and I've got another 100 years to develope a real phobia.